100 random things

Well 85 anyway! Help me with the last 15. I know you want to...

100 random things you might not know about me.

1. I married my favorite nerd ever.

2. I never thought I would be a step-mom. I hate that word, I am a bonus parent.

3. I heart mayo.

4. I have to have a pair of tweezers with me at all times, if not I freak out.

5. I would love to go on Survivor. I would kick ass. However because of number 4, I wouldn’t make it lol

6. I’m not a super picky person, I think anyway. Don’t ask my husband.

7. I’m adopted, sort of.

8. I sleep with an eye mask. I will have a full on panic attack if I can’t find it.

9. I detest doing dishes, but I don’t want a dishwasher because that’s just plain lazy.

10. I am a recycling freak.

11. I’m also a lunatic about wasting. My husband probably thinks I’m crazy, but I’m laughing when I get the electric bill and it’s a lot less then the neighbors!

12. I have this bad habit of picking at my dry skin on my fingers. For years I’ve had fake nails just so I won’t do it.

13. Getting my wisdom teeth pulled at the age of 31 is the closest thing to surgery I’ve ever had.

14. Hospital’s freak me the hell out and they smell weird. I call it death.

15. I’m scared I’ll be a bad Mom because I won’t be the parent who can hold your hair while you puke.

16. And because I am lazy and don’t like cooking.

17. I hate when people say “uh?” even though you know they heard you.

18. Incompetence drives me insane.

19. Dude is probably my favorite word.

20. Douche bag is my favorite name to call someone lol I do save it for special occasions though.

21. I’ve been to a therapist 2 times in my life. The first time I realized I needed to get divorced the 2nd I realized I wasn’t the crazy one.

22. I miss my therapist most days.

23. I have PCOS (Google it) I’m reminded of it daily.

24. Twins run in my husbands family on the Maternal side. My luck Bill will have that “wacky” gene.

25. I believe in God, I just don’t believe what the Bible says about him.

26. I wish there were a suggestions box for the government.

27. I’ve always wanted to be a brunette with hips. No such luck.

28. Sometimes I wish I just had a “normal” family. Then I feel guilty for thinking that.

29. I quit smoking last Labor Day. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t miss it.

30. I realized a few weeks ago why I never took a promotion. I didn’t want to let ____ down. I realized that blank has always been empty. I’m glad I took one now.

31. I can’t have tons of friends. It takes too much energy.

32. I don’t really like chocolate. No really.

33. I wanted to be a interior designer when I grew up.

34. I am super impatient. I also tend to think most people are not smart. Only adding to my impatience.

35. For some reason I cannot keep indoor plants alive. No matter what I do they all commit suicide.

36. I really don’t enjoy going to the movies. Even when I was young. I only went because there was really nothing else for teenagers to do.

37. Years ago my roommates and I thought it would be fun to join one of those Phone Dating things. We would get drunk on Fridays and put it on speaker and laugh our asses off listening to the messages.

38. Same time frame, we would play UNO till the wee hours of the morning. It was almost like contact uno it was so brutal.

39. I’ve smoked weed before. Some of the funniest stories I can remember are from when I was high. Mostly because I was an idiot.

40. I’m so glad I am in my 30’s. It makes me feel like it’s ok to not give a shit what people think anymore.

41. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Mostly because it involves sweet potatoes, family, pie, football and naps.

42. I miss California. The weather anyway.

43. I feel like my job is my “other” spouse.

44. I don’t ever wish I had gone to college. I really am finding that the studies are right. A students really do usually working for C students.

45. I’m glad I grew up in a small town. I don’t really like the city I am currently in. Thankfully I know it’s not forever.

46. I love doing simple things for people that remind them that I remember most every odd and quirky thing they tell me.

47. I remember way too much shit.

48. I refuse to go to Disneyworld because it is a lame alternative to the real deal Disneyland!

49. I am afraid of heights, suffocating and drowning. Or any combination of any of those.

50. My first car was a Ford Courier. I gave it to a guy on Welfare years ago. He got a job and actually is doing well for his family the last I heard. He probably still has that truck.

51. My sister and I used drive to the beach and sleep in the car just so we could collect sand dollars at 4 am.

52. I’m one of those people who laugh hysterically if someone falls. I mean I can’t help it.

53. If I could afford plastic surgery I’d get rid of my boobs. They suck, I don’t care what my husband thinks.

54. I hate carpet. It grosses me out to think of all the dirt and crap that may or may not be in it.

55. I am pretty handy, I get that from my Dad.

56. I am seriously lazy and yet a clean freak at the same time. How’s that work?

57. I don’t like my feet to be dirty. If they are I HAVE to wash them. Can’t go to bed with them dirty either. I won’t be able to sleep.

58. Speaking of sleep again. I sleep with at a minimum of 5 pillows, 1 dog in and 1 dog out of bed and 1 snore-o-licious husband.

59. I wear glasses sometimes, but not all the time.

60. I am sorta hard of hearing, but I can hear the buzzing electrical gadgets make. Drives me NUTS.

61. I am a wineaux.

62. My favorite part of my body is my toes.

63. There resides my favorite freckle. 2nd toe!

64. I am a super purger. I don’t like clutter or crap I don’t use!

65. I didn’t learn how to ride a bike until I was 13 without training wheels.

66. I was a gymnast until I was around 10, go figure I could walk on a balance beam, but couldn’t ride a bike?

67. I once was a bad ass roller skater.

68. My favorite book of all time is The Red Pony. Thanks Mr. Kirk!

69. I’ve always had a fascination with photography. It’s a big reason I am a super scrapper I think.

70. I bought my first house at the age of 30. I thought it would be easier since I was older. I still am confused and don’t understand it all even in my 30’s!

71. I love my Mom! For real.

72. Venti Raspberry Mocha, please.

73. Sam Addams is my boyfriend.

74. I am like super organizer. I think I should start my own business, again I am too lazy.

75. I can golf. Never had training, I play like once a year. I am good and I don’t know why. I wish I liked it more lol

76. I’ve always wanted to take Aurther Murry’s dance lessions. I wonder if I could talk Bill into it.

77. I love to paint, walls that is.

78. Need a link for something on the internet? Ask me, you’ll have it in 2.5 seconds.

79. I never had a “wedding of my dreams” in my head. I was more the, please don’t make me does THAT kind of girl.

80. I feel like an adult because I now own a pair of pearl earrings.

81. I was in a jack in the box commercial when I was a kid.

82. I was also the first child to be finger printed in LA county! No I wasn’t a criminal at age 5 either.

83. My favorite color is GREEN!

84. Am I the only person who thinks its crazy that asparagus makes your pee smell?

85. I have lived in 6 different states. California, Missouri, Indiana, Virginia, Delaware & Maryland.

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Yeah, really...that's how I feel right now. I mean WTF!? This new job is totally kicking my ass. Some days I think I am kicking my own ASS! I guess I didn't realize what a change I was in for. I went from selling machine to managing mess. Mess isn't even the right word for what/who I am dealing with. Hats off to all my former managers. I need to take a class on how to deal with "challenged" people.

So other than work I haven't done a god damn thing in weeks. It's sad. I've been getting home so late that I end up just falling asleep. I know LAME. I can hear my brother laughing now and calling me old. whatever! I did however get two, count um, two LO's done in the past two nights. A few from a couple weeks ago, yes I said weeks. Someone please stab me.








Oh and these...from hella ago, that's how long it's been. I started on my new set of 50 for my stash diet.